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Cohortcut

Retention and LTV by the cut you actually use, rebuilt from Stripe, not from last board’s Excel

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9 h/mo

Saved

40 min

Setup

7

Systems touched

35

Credits per run

$490

Perpetual single-workspace license · Band 1 · Utility

Or included in Growth at $990/mo, along with everything else that tier carries.

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Deployment
hosted
Setup
40 min
Hours saved / month
9
Included from
Growth
Credits per run
35

03 — Proof

What is measured, and what is not.

The hours and the setup time are catalog math at a stated volume. Production telemetry is not published yet, and nothing here pretends otherwise.

Catalog math

1 monthly retention/LTV cohort rebuild × 4h, plus 2 ad-hoc segment cuts × 2.5h

Run telemetry

04 — What it does / 5 outputs

Builds retention, LTV, and segment cuts from Stripe and warehouse events.

  • Cohort grid
  • segment cuts
  • definition checksum

05 — One run

What one run takes in, and what it puts back.

No sandbox on this page yet. This is the real input and output contract from the record, not a demo recording.

In

  • Stripe customers/invoices/subscriptions
  • optional warehouse events
  • cohort definition
  • segment columns
  • LTV window

Out

  • Cohort grid
  • segment cuts
  • definition checksum
  • this-run vs last-run diff
  • Sheet/Looker export

06 — How it works / 40 min setup

Three steps, then it is furniture.

  1. 01

    Connect Stripe and Snowflake

    Scoped authorisation, revocable from your IdP or the dashboard.

  2. 02

    Point it at the work

    Stripe customers/invoices/subscriptions, optional warehouse events.

  3. 03

    It runs

    Cohort grid — on a trigger or a schedule, 40 minutes after you start.

07 — Features / 7 listed

What is actually in the box.

  • Locked definition: first-paid grain, net vs gross, window, and whether expansions sit in the original cohort
  • Stripe as default spine; warehouse events when you map them
  • Segment cuts only on columns that exist — no inferred “persona”
  • This-run vs last-run checksum so the board grid cannot silently change definition
  • LTV is a sum over a named window, not a ratio with no denominator
  • Export to Sheets/Looker; Cohortcut does not become a second warehouse
  • Refunds and credits reduce the cell; they are not a footnote you forget

08 — Data

Does it fit your stack and your data?

Inputs this product consumes and outputs it produces
InputOutput
Stripe customers/invoices/subscriptionsCohort grid
optional warehouse eventssegment cuts
cohort definitiondefinition checksum
segment columnsthis-run vs last-run diff
LTV windowSheet/Looker export

09 — Integrations / 7 systems

It touches these, and nothing else.

10 — The money

Your hours, your hourly cost.

Two numbers: the hours this product removes at the catalog's stated volume, and the cost of an hour, which only you know.

9

You type this one. We do not know what an hour costs you.

Recovered per month

$450

9 h × $50 an hour, before the credits a run spends.

Where the hours come from: 1 monthly retention/LTV cohort rebuild × 4h, plus 2 ad-hoc segment cuts × 2.5h.

11 — Pricing

Buy it outright, or get it with a plan.

One-time

$490

  • Perpetual single-workspace license to this product’s logic, UI and connectors. Runs still spend credits.
  • Returns $196 as non-expiring credits at your tier’s rate.
  • Twelve months of updates and connector maintenance included.

Per run

35 credits

$0.70 a run at the Starter rate of $0.0200 per credit, less on every tier above it.

Credit class: standard

Every run carries a published hard ceiling. A run that hits it stops and re-quotes instead of billing on.

See how plans and credits work

12 — Packs / 1 pack

What else is in the pack.

  • Part of the Topsheet pack

    Monday’s one-pager for people who will not open Looker

    • Pipeshade

      Topsheet's own key features name the pre-board appendix as "last month vs Pipeshade/Stripe actuals when connected", so the forecast with its visible haircut is a stated part of the packet.

    • Driftnote

      The "what broke" half of the page is a KPI break with the cut that moved and a tracking-suspect flag, which is Driftnote's output verbatim.

    • Tableside

      The pack blocks the send when a figure has no citation, and Tableside is what supplies a checkable figure with the SQL and the assumed grain attached to it.

    • Actionline

      The decision list rolls forward week to week and each entry needs an owner, which is Actionline's rule — no task written without a named owner, everything else to the exception list.

    Included in Enterprise · from $7,500/mo

    See the pack

13 — Security

Runs on nox.markets.

You type or upload into our app. Data lands in our region, is processed there, and the results stay in our app until you export them or a connected write-back exists.

Run payloads are kept for your workspace retention window — 30 days by default on Starter and Growth, 90 on Scale and Enterprise, with zero retention available on Enterprise.

Read the security controls

14 — Customers

Someone like you, running this.

15 — Detail

The long version, including what it will not do.

The board cohort chart is an archaeology project. Someone exports Stripe customers, guesses a start month, fights refunds, and produces a grid that does not match last quarter’s grid because the definition moved. Marketing then asks for “the same thing but SMB vs mid-market” and the spreadsheet forks. Mixpanel and a CDP do this if you already instrumented identity. Most 10–200 person firms did not.

Cohortcut is a hosted cut tool on Stripe plus, if you have them, warehouse subscription and product events. You lock a definition: cohort by first paid invoice (or first subscription), revenue net of credits, N-month retention, LTV as sum of recognized revenue over a window you name — not a multiple someone liked in 2019. Segments are dimensions you actually have (plan, geo, source) not a psychographic fantasy. The monthly rebuild is a refresh, not a new file.

It will not stitch anonymous website visitors. It is not a CDP and it is not identity resolution — that is Truekeys. It will not tell you who is about to churn with a score. If Mixpanel or a warehouse dbt cohort package already matches the board pack, skip this. Buy it when the cohort is still a monthly Excel rebuild and the argument is which export was the real one.

16 — Questions / 5 answered

Before you buy.

What does it need from me before it can run?

Stripe customers/invoices/subscriptions; optional warehouse events; cohort definition; segment columns; LTV window. Nothing else is collected for a run.

How long does setup take?

40 minutes. Runs on nox.markets. You authorise Stripe, Snowflake, BigQuery, Postgres, Google Analytics, Looker, Google Sheets once.

What does it cost to own?

$490 once — band 1, Utility. Runs still spend credits. It is also included in the Growth plan at $990/mo — buying it outright is the way to keep it after a plan ends.

What does it hand back?

Cohort grid; segment cuts; definition checksum; this-run vs last-run diff; Sheet/Looker export.

Where does the hours-saved number come from?

1 monthly retention/LTV cohort rebuild × 4h, plus 2 ad-hoc segment cuts × 2.5h

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Where it sits on a shelf.

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